A new law that bans silly old farts from buying expensive cameras and pretending to be model photographers, is coming into force next year.
Under the new legislation, silly old farts will still be allowed to spend three grand on a posh camera and lots of shiny new lenses. They will not be banned from taking pictures of jobbing models in Primark knickers, pretending that they’re doing it for the art, or from attending model workshops where the lighting is all set up for them.
The new law will however, prevent ridiculous old gits from setting up pages on Facebook pretending to be professional, jet-setting model photographers, that spend their days beating off lush young fanny with a shitty stick and getting paid for the privilege.
“It’s high time something was done about this,”
Said a spokesperson for real model photographers, that actually get paid to photograph models, and don’t…
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